Advanced Combat Fiber Optic 3.0
“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf”
– George Orwell
Protect your food, family, and health with our new, limited edition ADVANCED COMBAT BUG-A-SALT 3.0!
Sleek, gray metallic meets Fiber Optic sighting for enhanced, stand-ready accuracy against pest insects. This model works well in all conditions but is ideal (optic fibers filter ambient light) for poorly lit garages or sunset bug blaster backyard safaris. In addition, ADVANCED COMBAT BUG-A-SALT 3.0 features all the bells and whistles, such as rapid fire, Cross-Bolt Safety, and significantly increased odds for in-flight takedown. Summon your inner PRIVATE RYAN, recruit your PLATOON, PATTON down the hatches on the BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI and leave NO FLY LEFT ALIVE!
